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Jareth Reference Sheet

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This was unnecessary, but for the first time in my life I actually wanted to make a reference sheet....

Jareth is a horror spawn from somewhere in Soviet Russia. His past is probably dangerously similar to Captain America's, where instead of getting superhuman buffness, he got super cyclops quadarms. Whatever heavy accent seeps from his mouth is laced with words cussing current politics. He will complain about either side of the fence, and legend has it that he just might be slightly more liberal than conservative... but the world may never know.

Voting history:
Richard M. Nixon
Bill Clinton
George W. Bush
George W. Bush (voted with fake ID)
George W. Bush (voted with fake ID)

Criminal record:
3 years in federal for voting with fake ID

Calories burnt a day: 10,000
Juicing technique: Iceberg lettuce and an entire bag of powdered protein
Favorite movie: National Treasure (With Russian subtitles)
Favorite conspiracy theory: Jade Helm 15
Most hated subject: Sociology
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i fucking love this one eyebrow dude